Darren Jones: Has this ever happened to you?
Eric: [frustrated sound] None of that stuff works! Why are you doing that?
Leon Grossman: Is the machine broken again?
Leon Grossman: What do I pay you for?
Eric: It doesn't work!
Leon Grossman: Here, use this device from Unnecessary Complicated Device Corp.
Eric: Gentech 2010? That one, too?
Leon Grossman: Hey, call somebody already!
Eric: Tech support! There a number on here? Oh.
Cesar Pena: Hey, tech support. [laughter]
Eric: Can you help me with this thing? I've got a 2010, I can't get it to do anything.
Cesar Pena: I'm on my lunch break.
Eric: What? Just help me already!
Cesar Pena: Oh, uh. I don't think you have a service contract with us, so I really can't help you.
Eric: I need another solution. This one doesn't work!
Darren Jones: It's okay, Eric! We at DMC understand these problems. We know what it's like to deal with endless goofy gadgets that don't get anything done. We know what it's like to talk into a tin can across a string to a moron. We at DMC understand your problems. We can provide independent expertise to help advise.
Nick Shea: Hi, there. We have expertise in all of your hardware and software technologies.
Eric: Even the 2010s?
Nick Shea: Especially the 2010s.
Darren Jones: We also provide custom solutions.
Jesse Batsche: Hi, there. We're not here to sell you what hardware you don’t need or LabVIEW code. At DMC, you seem to have a problem, and we're going to provide you with a solution.
Eric: So you can organize all of this stuff?
Jesse Batsche: Our job won't be over until we've met or exceeded your expectations.
Darren Jones: And we will work especially hard to fortify and be a part of your team.
Male Voice 8: Hi, we're an extension of your team.
Eric: So you're going to be here working with me every day?
Male Voice 8: Every day, until it's done, and after it's done.
Leon Grossman: Are you done yet?
Eric: Well, with the help of DMC I will be soon!
Male Voice 5: We're DMC!
Eric: Thanks, DMC!
Nick Shea: Independent expertise!
Jesse Batsche: Custom solutions.
Male Voice 8: We're an extension of your team!
All: DMC. DMC!